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[5 Sep 2012 | One Comment]

Funny English Language. You may call it as “Murder of English Language” or “Killing English Language” :)
1. Principal to student, “I saw you yesterday rotating near girls’ hostel pulling cigarette?”

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[27 Mar 2012 | One Comment]

See , How people write leave Applications. It’s murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read them :)
• An employee applied for leave as follows:

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[20 Feb 2012 | 3 Comments]

The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work:
20. “That’s weird…”
19. “It’s never done that before.”
18. “It worked yesterday.”
17. “How is that possible?”
16. “It must be a hardware problem.”
15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
14. “There is something funky in your data.”
13. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
12. “You must have the wrong version.”
11. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
10. “I can’t test everything!”
9. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
8. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested.”
7. “Somebody must have changed …

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[1 Nov 2010 | 10 Comments]

Here are the 9 Promises taken before choosing the Software Field.
1) I have already enjoyed my life in childhood.

2) I love tension.

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[11 May 2008 | 5 Comments]

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0 and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. …

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[23 Nov 2007 | One Comment]

Tech Support:
Yes, ma’am, how can I help you?
Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support:
Yes, I can help you, are you ready to proceed?